Thursday, 31 March 2011

Uglyworld #1037 - Cookie Cave Keys (Project BIG - Image 90-365)

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Checks it outer, this evenings we movered into the brands new cookie cave, and not onlies that, I also gets my very own sets of keys for the place too!

Tonight I gets the very importants job of stayings here and makings sure everything is okays, and don't worries abouts me as Mireille bakered me some tasty cookies to keeps me going through the nights!

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Uglyworld #1036 - Just Chillings (Project BIG - Image 89 - 365)

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This mornings while I was eatings my tasties breakfaster with Baz in the hotels restauranter we finally talks a little abouts what I has been ups to in the lasts couple of weekers.

Betweens what I personallies thinks was some of the very bests efforts at streakings ever and my sneaky acquisitions of snackies in the hotel this weeker Baz decideds that enoughs was enoughs (whatever that means ha ha).

I was tolds that I musts "chill out" a little as he puts it, so I decideds that I bests do as he says otherwise I maybe doesn't gets to travel with him as much any mores, which would be sads and borings.

I don't quite sees what I should be feelings by chillings out here in the littler fridge we has in the hotels room, all I can feels is cold, but maybes I will chilled outs enough to makes him happy when he gets back from workings!

Brrrrrr, I is so glads I has my jacket on to keeps at leasts some heat insides!

Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Uglyworld #1035 - Reprimanagered (Project BIG - Image 88 - 365)

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I officiallies haters corners, reallies, I really, really officiallies haters them, even mores than I haters having no super duper choco chippo cookies to eats, and that is extremers alreadies!

Why does I haters corners, simples, as I was made to stands in one today for almosts three whole hours, mentals I bets you will agrees. I was outs searching hotels rooms for more snacks to takes back to my room when I gets caught in anothers room by one of the maiders.

I trieds to convince her that I hads permissions to be theres, but she wasn'ts for believerings me at alls, she wouldn't even accepters a fine selection of snacks that I was willings to lets her have in exchanger for keepings quiet.

From there everything went super fasts downhill, as the maider phoneds the manager and then they went nutters at me, and tolds me that I must standers in the corner of the room until Baz comes home from works, I tolds them that could be very lates but they just made an evils laugh and tells me that it would gives me more to thinks about the wrongs stuffer I dids, pah!

Oh yeah, I still hates corners too...

Monday, 28 March 2011

Uglyworld #1034 - Hotel Room Sneakies (Project BIG - Image 87 - 365)

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If you is readings this story then you must swears not to repeaters it to Baz, evers, OK!!!

I had a masterplan hatching in my head since I learneds we was comings back to Marburg and oh hell yes dids it work outs!

When I checkered us into the hotel this evenings I askered the receptionister if it was possibles to has a room at the backs of the hotel, I telled her the lasts time we was keepered awakes by the noisies neon sign outsides our windows, and of course she apologisered and sorteds out a cools room at the backs for me.

Now, the reals reason for the room beings here is somethings completerly differents, as I discovereds that on the firster floor of the hotel there is a bigs kind of roof courtyarder outside which can be accessered from the windows of the hotels room.

Once I gots into the cools room, I dids a quick bits of surveilence arounds the other rooms and discovereds that there was three windows open arounds the courtyarder, and the rooms all lookered empties. I hoppered down from our windows ledger and sprintered as fasts as my leggers could carries me to the firsts window and climbs up to looks inside, no-one arounds, so ins I went, grabbered all their goodies and sprinters back to my room withs them all.

After doing the sames stunts for the two other windows I hads myself quite a score of goodies to keeps me going for the night in fronts of the telemavision while Baz works on reports and stuffers.

Hopefullies they will all be restockered again for more stunters antics tomorrow too!!!

Sunday, 27 March 2011

Uglyworld #1033 - Chaos Theories (Project BIG - Image 86-365)

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It's safers to say that today has been super mentals, as we has been packings the entires house up in what I has been referrings to as Chaos Theories.

Before you askers I already knows that chaos theories is more abouts applied mathermamatics but I thinkers that it applies perfectlies to us makings all our stuffs fitterings into loads of boxes and baskets, which is then takings over alls the spacer in the house!

If we was going to be in Aachen all of this weeker we would have hads plenty of times to finish everythings off, but Baz telled me this afternoon that I needs to pack myselfer a case potentiallies for 4 days this weeker, but he is hopefuls that we will be backs a little earlier.

I better go gets on with helpings to pack, otherwise we all runners out of times.

p.s. I musts warns you all that it maybe is difficulter for me to makes and uploaders my photomagraphs in the nexts few weekers while we is movings, but I will hunters out a way hopefullies.

Saturday, 26 March 2011

Uglyworld #1032 - Saying Farewell To The Garden (Project BIG - Image 85-365)

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Today I has been mega busies helping Baz outs with packings up the entires house once agains as this timer next week I shoulds have my very owns key to our new house, which I likers to refers to as our new cookie cave!

I found myself standings at the windows looking out onto the gardens and was thinkings of all the funs and gamers we hads out there since we arriveds on Earth and was luckilies adoptered by Baz and Mireille, and that the new cookie cave doesn't haves a garden, but has more spaces for us alls to lives in and explorers.

It didn't takes me too long to decideds that the bestester way to celemabrate the funs we has hads there was to actuallies have some more funs today, so I quickly managered to gets our big pet dogs outs for one more games of fetcher which Wage teachered them lasts year.

So much runnings about, laughings and barkings we hads, so much so's that it was hards to stops having the funs and come backs inside and gets on with the packings.

At leasts the mad bouter of activities seems to have put my four leggedy friendlies back to sleeps again until we gets everything unpackered in the cookie cave next weekender!

Thursday, 24 March 2011

Uglyworld #1031 - Late Night Louvre (Project BIG - Image 84 - 365)

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WHat betters way to ends the night in Paris after gettings to checker out the Eiffel Tower than to visits the Louvre, which is if you didn'ts already knows is an awesomesly massives building which is one of the worlds Earths largest museums with almosts 35,000 differents objecters inside from throughout humans history.

The buildings itself was actually builts in the twelver century as a massives Fortress by Kings Philip the seconder and keeped getting extendered over the years which followeds and then finally becomed the museum that everyone knows today in the years 1793.

Outs in the main courtyarder there is also loads of cools water pools and 3 glass pyramiders, the middle of which is massivers and sits in the middler of the courtyarder.

Hopefullies I will get backs here again some day when it is nots at a times of day when I shoulds have been sleepings!

Uglyworld #1030 - A German Ugly In Paris

You may noticer that I is actuallies not streakering in this photo, why I hears you askering, well is simples really as Baz used his secrets croissanter weapon this morning and then after works he tolds me if I behavered and puts some clothes on then he would takes me to see the Eiffel Tower.

Wowzers, is so biggers, I didn't knows it was so bigs, I wonders if I climbered all the ways to the very tops if I could see's all of the cookie shoppers in all of Paris, probablies coulds too!!!

I even scored an awesomes lollipopper for being extra behavered tonights too, I thinks I maybe causered enough mayhemers for now, so normal servicers has now resumered.

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

Uglyworld #1029 - Secrets Weapon (Project BIG - Image 83 - 365)

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I was in the processers of doings another mornings streaker all overs the hotel (much to the annoyancies of Baz in his hotels room where I starteds todays antics froms), but after doing six loopers of the entires hotel I founds his room empties, which intriguered me a little as it was too earlies to go to works.

Four more loopers later he was back in the room again, so I went extra mentallers to makes up for the 3 loopers he misses out on, but then he unveiled his secrets weapon which he was obviouslies out acquirings all that times.

As I was ready to runs screaming back out of the hotels room for looper eleven I was stoppered dead in my trackers by the sight of a croissant and what I hopes is strawberries or raspberries milkershaker (I can't readers French yets!).

He may just have findered the chinks in my ugly armours, and you is also very luckies that the croissant covers my uglies in this photomagraph too!

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Uglyworld #1028 - Sunrise In Paris Streakings (Project BIG - Image 82 - 365)

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A little mores subdued streakings from me this mornings as I am megas tireder from all the madness and havocs I reekered yesterday.

This mornings we had a cools red sky sunriser in Paris so while Baz was havings his shower I stoods at the window and watcheds it for a little whiles.

When I hears Baz leavings the bathroom though I starteds jumping up and down and waving my arms arounder again, well - did you expecter anything else from me this weeker?

Uglyworld #1027 - Get Yo Streak On

I has been drivings Baz completely nutters now for over 24 hours with my freaky deaky streakyness, and this afternoons while we was on the ferry back overs to Calais in France I steppered it up a notch, oh yes I didders!

I waiteds until Baz was just abouts to nodders off, and the seconder he closers his eyes I jumpereds up and started running all over the ferry waving my hands abouts like a lunar-tic and screamings at the tops of my voice.

You can even sees the man in the photo holdings his head as I gives him some free pains, no payment necessaries, how nice am I todays?

Eventuallies the captainer comes and hunters me down with some of what he calleds "heavies", I could see why they gets calleds this as they lookeds like they eated all the foods in the foodcourter themselves, ha ha.

I agreeds to finally calms down in exchanger for a big bag of cookies from their little shop thingy, but Baz isn't going to gets off that easily, as I has more streakings plannered for Paris this weeker!!!

Uglyworld #1026 - White Cliffs Of Dover Streakings

I didn't thinks it was enoughs for me to streakers at Calais this mornings, so I did some more streakings in Dover at lunchtimes today too, white cliffer streakings!!!

Uglyworld #1025 - Calais Streakings (Project BIG - Image 81-365)

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If you didn't thinks I would follows through with my plans to stay in the buffs all week, here is more proofers for you alls, I is standings completelies naked in Calais now at 4.30am shaking my uglies at the ferry peoples!

Monday, 21 March 2011

Uglyworld #1024 - Huff, Puff and In The Buff (Project BIG - Image 80-365)

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Well what can I tells you, yesterdays I had the greaters plan to subliminalies sender a message into the brain of Baz, but it turns out that I has no chances of gettings to meet Mickey Mouses when we is in Paris, here's why...

Babo: "Does you has any planners for the evenings when we is in Paris?"

Baz: "Unfortunately Babo you know how my job works, I will probably have to work late some nights"

Babo: "So we can has no funs?"

Baz: "Sorry Babo, we will only be there Wednesday to Friday"

Babo: "Why, where is we to be befores then?"

Baz: "England Babo, we need to go get my Monaro's annual MOT done"

Babo: "Hmmm, I prefers Scotlanders, can we not go there insteads?"

Baz: "There's no way Babo, we don't have enough time"

At this stager I was alreadies getting workered up as you can imaginisationisers and I throws away my makeshifter Mickey Mouses ears, but I still had the goods planner to go and finds my "I loves Scotland" t-shirter to annoys all the English peoples we meets.

Baz: "Babo, what are you looking for?"

Babo: "My Scotlands t-shirter!"

Baz: "Oh oh, I think it's already packed away for the house move Babo"

Babo: "You has gotter be kiddings me, why would you do such a thinger!"

Baz: "Emmm, Babo, you packed it yourself last weekend"

Enoughs was enoughs, I couldn't takers it any mores so I rippeds off my clothers and went stormings outsides to the garden for a goods rant and rave to myselfer.

The bottomer line (no, nots my bottomer line you cheeky peoples) is that when I doesn't gets to see Mickey mouses while wearings my awesomes mouse ears or to wears my Scotlands t-shirter in England then I will be spendings the week in the buff, completelies!!!

If you doesn't likers it, then complains to Baz, okies!

Sunday, 20 March 2011

Uglyworld #1023 - Subliminal Mind Control (Project BIG - Image 79-365)

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After my relaxings bath last night I was wides awake this morning while lyings in bed and I could hears Baz telling Mireille that he has to go to Paris later this weeker with work, and immediatelies it mades me thinks of a televisions programmer I saw recently.

The programmer explaineds to the viewers how to sneakily makes a person thinks of something by using what they calls "subliminal mind control". I'm still nots convincered that it actually workies, but when we is goings to Paris for his works then I must makes the moster of my chance to go and see Mickey Mouse, you understands me rights?

So here you can see my awesomes subliminals outfitter, fingers crossed it will all works out!!!

Saturday, 19 March 2011

Uglyworld #1022 - Escaping The Madness (Project BIG - Image 78-365)

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After what turneds out to be a very longs evening trying to helpers Baz and Mireille catches Ice-Bat who we found sneakerings and swoopings around the birthday caker of Mireille I really neededs to unwinder and relaxer.

I first thinkered abouts going and lyings down on the couch and watchering some televisioners but it was justs too noisies and busies in the livings room due to the mentals birthdays celebrationisms of Mireille, so insteads I went and jumpered into a nice hots bubbler bath for an hour or so.

When I comes out of the bubbler bath my toes and fingers was all wrinklies, so I thinks that I may justs have stayed in a littles too long as I lookers like an old ager ugly now, ha ha.

Anyways, time for me to go grabbers some sleepies time now, and I can dreamers of eatings more tasty cakers for breakfasters tomorrow, yippeeeee!!!

Uglyworld #1021 - Cake Swooping

Thankfully it didn't take too long for me to catch a photograph of the culprit in action thanks to some careful planning and advice from Babo on how to stay concealed and out of sight in the kitchen.

Uglyworld #1020 - The Spooky Shadow

Almost immediately it became obvious that someone else had their eye on Mireille's birthday cake...

Uglyworld #1019 - Ready For Take Off (Project BIG - Image 77-365)

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With it being Fridays afternooner it was finallies time for us to says cheerios to the internetter NOTspot hotel and heads to Munichs airporter for the flight homes to Aachen again via Dusseldorfs airporter.

We gets some delayers when we finally landers back in Dusseldorfs, so by the times we has dinners and sits downs for some relaxationisms it was alreadies time to goes to beddies, so I could only uploaders yesterdays shot from Munichs airporter this mornings, hopes you all doesn't minders!

Thursday, 17 March 2011

Uglyworld #1018 - Internets NOTspot (Project BIG - Image 76-365)

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One thing that I just can't keeps my angers to myselfer is when we is travellings and staying in hotels that you often gets signs in the roomers that says they has a wireless internets hotspotter, when infacts I thinks it would be better calleds a NOTspot!!!

Sometimes they wants enoughs cash for 1 single hours internets connection that could be usered to buys around 10 packetters of cookies, ten packetters!!!

And then when you finallies pays a crazies sum and gets online you finds out that the connections speeder is so slows that you struggles to even gets the googler to load!!!

Wakes up hotels owners arounds the world and sorts your internetters connections out! For nows I modifiered the sign in the currents room to helps the next guester out.

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Uglyworld #1017 - Angry Birdies (Project BIG - Image 75-365)

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I finallies finders the new phones from Baz, and I must admitters, I is addicteds to this mentals Angry Birdies game, I just can't stops playings it, it's simplies awesomes!!!

Uglyworld #1016 - Play It Again Babo (Project BIG - Image 74-365)

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Tonights while I was downstairs in the hotel waitings on Baz comings backs from workies I discovereds a piano in the areas near the bar.

Backs on Uglyworld I had learneds how's to plays the piano and wasn'ts too bads either accordings to Wage and Tray who would oftens enjoyer to sits and listens to me tinklings on the ivorys.

You can imagines my surprises when I finishes playing my favourites "the entertainers" song and gets a rounds of applauses from a fulls bar of peoples who then starts shouting "play it again Babo!", so of course I playeds it agains for them, and agains and agains until Baz returneds, then I plays it one finals time more!

I thinks I mades some new friendlies tonights too!

Uglyworld #1015 - Fashions Victim (Project BIG - Image 73-365)

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Ever since I gets such a cools jacket from Mireille I just cants pass bys a singles mirror withouts stopping for a quicks looker, or even sometimes a quick twirler!!!

Sunday, 13 March 2011

Uglyworld #1014 - On The Run (Or Should That Be Fly)

With there only being a couple of weekends left before we move to our new house it was unanimously voted by the whole Ugly gang that they would go into a short hibernation period which started today and ends in the first week of April.

Unfortunately one of the voters seems to have changed his mind at the last minute, and is now reeking havoc while flying like a mad-ugly around the house shouting "Hibernation stinkers!!!" as he bobs, weaves and swoops away from our nets and oustretched waiting hands...

I'm just glad the others all went into their hibernation slumber a few hours before or things really could have turned Ugly here this evening!!!

Uglyworld #1013 - Consequences (Project BIG - Image 72-365)

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After yesterday mornings complete crazyness, I supposed that I would be in lines for a reals good talking to yesterdays but it didn't happens, I wasn'ts sure if was that Baz was avoidings me or if everytimes he walkeds into a rooms that I was alreadies in I sneakered out again straight aways before he could sees me!

Tomorrow Baz has to flies off with work again and obviouslies I was expectings to be going too, but after yesterday it appears that Baz is havings seconder thoughts about lettings littles me tags along with him for the week:-

Baz: "Babo, what do you think you're doing"

Babo: "Checkings that I has everythings for packings my cases"

Baz: "Where do you think you're going?"

Babo: "Withs you, I hopers!"

Baz: "After yesterday, how do I know I won't wake up to you trying to do something else crazy"

Babo: "I has doned my crazies now, you will be safes with me theres with you!"

Baz: "I'm not so sure if you can guarantee something like that!!!"

Babo: "Of courses I cans, just keeps me aways from sleepy sheepies and I will behavers, I promises!"

Afters we hads the discussioner I tries my best to shares with you aboves he wandereds off mutterings to himselfs that he misses his longers hair alreadies, maybe I should buys him some cookies to cheers him ups (and hopefullies he will forgivers me quicklies and shares the cookies withs me too!).

Saturday, 12 March 2011

Uglyworld #1012 - Sleep Shearing (Project BIG - Image 71-365)

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Last night before I goes to beds my gooders friend Mademan who was with me in Marburgs the last couples of weeks surprisered me with a couple more packeters of Sleepy Sheepies which we scoffered before we went to sleepies.

I can only thinks that the sleepy sheepies is partlies responsible for what happeneds this mornings, as I has no recollections of it at alls, maybies I had betters explainers this in more details for you alls.

I wakers up this mornings with the screamings of Baz and finding my lefts hand holding a set of whats I thinks you humanisers calls clippers, but I personallies prefers to calls them shears as I already knows of them being usered on sheeps.

As I'm sure you can imagines Baz wasn'ts a happy bunnies rabbiter at all and went mentals at me for shavings some of his hairs off, but I really just wakered up when he starteds screaming so I has come to the assumptions that I musts have been sleep walkings, finded the shears and then lookeds for somethings that reminded me of a sheep (which as you can see the hairs of Baz did!!!) and starteds shearing it!

Baz is certainlies not in a goods mood now as he hads to shaves all of his hairs off to makes it look normal again, so I is keepings a low profile today until the stormers blows over! Maybies the sheeps dream also comes from the facts that we doesn'ts go on our Scotlands holiday this years in May as we moves to the new "cookies cave" as I likes to calls it!

Friday, 11 March 2011

Uglyworld #1011 - Dunking For Cookies (Project BIG - Image 70-365)

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We luckilies manages to be ables to returners to Aachen earliers than originallies planned, which meants that I was ables to stays at homes while Baz went off to works this morning.

I got Cinko to helps documentationalise with a photomagraph what we likes to refers to on Uglyworld as "Dunking for Cookies", I thinks it is quites self explanatories, and it always seems to draws a crowd whenever we plays it.

I just hopes Baz doesn't realiser that half his jar of cookies has gone missings when he gets homers from work!

Thursday, 10 March 2011

Uglyworld #1010 - Marburg Virus (Project BIG - Image 69-365)

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You may be thinkings that I only does cools and extremely safers things to shows you somethings new every day, well today I is most certainlies not doings something that can be definered as safes, reallies!!!

As you knows I has been visitings Marburg in Germanies for the last two weekers now, well I learneds from some of the localisers that the city was the scenery of a very dangerous virus many years ago, so dangerous and deadlies that the virus even gets namered after the city.

In 1967's there were peoples working a scientifical lab in Marburg who gets exposered to the virus from some infecteds monkeys which leds to the virus laters being calleds the Marburg virus. As you can imagines I was very sads to hears that there was 31 peoples who gots ill from it originallies and 7 of them didn't manages to fights off the virus and endeds up deads, and the others 24 manages to fights it off and stays aliver.

After the virus was firsts named there was more outbreakers of it arounds the world over the years which followeds, which is scaries when it can has a mortalities rate of ups to 90 percenters, not goods odds I thinks you will agrees. Thankfullies with the scientificals people on Earth studyings and workings so hards to finds cures to many diseasers they has now developered several differents preventionaliser medicinisms so hopefullies we don't has to hears abouts people dyings from it agains!

I was too scareds to gets much closers than this as some of the locals biomedicalisation students tells me that there has never been any testers of the virus on uglies so they could never has any ideas what it could does to me.

I never was so glads to be back buckleds up in Baz's car, standings there really did scarings the beejeezusers out of me!

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Uglyworld #1009 - We Must Savers Them Alls (Project BIG - Image 68-365)

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Checks this outers, wowzers doesn'ts even coverises it, it is simplies too awesomers to keeps to myselfer - my cousins is comings to lives on Earth in onlies a coupler of daysies!!!

We musts all workers together to saves them all and gives them the most awesomer homes to livers in (and no Jeero I doesn't meaners ucky yucky livers okies). What may nots be so apparents to peoples outs there who has none of us Uglies livings with them yets is that we all needs to have awesomes homers to livers with, as when we has awesomes homers we can be truly uglies for you alls.

They is due to arrivers next weeker on the fourteenerth or Marches, so I suggesters that you starts checkings how many pennies you has in your piggerybankers that you can spends on cookies when you saves and adopters some of my cousins.

And need I tells you how exciteds I am to hears that my own bird finallies gets it's earth-flu shotters and is alloweds to come joiners me at lasts!!!

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

Uglyworld #1008 - From Wage...??? (Project BIG - Image 67-365)

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This weeks in Marburgers (hmm, those peskies burgers agains) we stays in a differents hotel which is much closers to the cities, I chooses it because Wage tells me that when he was heres previouslies that it was perfects for explorings the city and perfectlies places for grabbings an ice-screamer after dinners.

When I checks into the hotels this evening with Baz I discovereds that Wage seems to have telleds the receptionister that I was comings and they makes the same awesomer littles post-it noter that they leaved for him previouslies too.

I betters remember to takes Wage homes some cookies on Friday too for sortings that outs for me!

Monday, 7 March 2011

Uglyworld #1007 - Karneval Score

I thinks I did mega wells with how stuffs I managered to collects, especiallys considerings how smalls I was and how mentals everyone goes for candies and cakes which is throwns from the truckers in the Karneval parader.

As you can probably tells, Mireille said she would shows me how to go completely mentals for Karneval, and oh boy she dids, but in a goods way as the peoples on the truckers gets so much a laugher at her that they throws so much stuffs in my directions and thankfullies Baz was on handers to stores it alls away in a bags for me.

So now that I is backs at the house of Mireille (who is currently sleepings off the madness from earliers) I gets all my awesomes stuffs I scoreds today together for Baz to makes a photo to shows you all.

Some funnies person tells me to keeps these Barbie Kleenex handy for laters when Mireille wakers up wonderings what happeneds ha ha.

One more time I has to shouts "Alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaf!!!" before I loses my voice...

Uglyworld #1006 - Alaaaaaaf!!! (Project BIG - Image 66-365)

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As you already knows on Friday I was lookings out my awesomes Wizarder outfit ready for the bigs Karnevals parader in Aachen which was takings place today.

I had so much funs shoutings "Alaaaaaaf" at the tops of my voice, so much so's that I will be luckys when I even can speaks tomorrow, but waits till you see my chocolates and cookies that I scoreds from today, I will makes Baz takes a photo laters to shows you all.


Sunday, 6 March 2011

Uglyworld #1005 - Snowdroppers (Project BIG - Image 65-365)

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With Karnevals weekend being so crazies I has learneds that the bestester things to do when you is not partyings or sleepings is to gets outsides in the countrysiders and relaxes aways from the millions of crazies people who is runnigs about dressered up as supermans, pirates and others mad stuffs.

While I was out walkings through the woods today I finds some of my favourites flowers which is best knowns as being calleds "Snowdroppers", but they has a more fancies name "Galanthus" which comes from the Greekers words for milks and flowers.

The snowdropper is normallies in flowerings mode befores many other flowers gets ready for springs, so when you is out explorings between Januaries and Marchers then you can normally finds some snowdroppers leadings the way for all the more colourfuls flowers which appears in the next few months.

Saturday, 5 March 2011

Uglyworld #1004 - Karneval Custome (Project BIG - Image 64-365)

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As you may alreadies by awares in parters of this crazy country I finds myselfer livings in they goes quite mentals at this times of year for something they refers to as Karneval.

"Whats is Karnevals" I hears you askings, well Karnevals means thats for several days in a row you can dresses up as crazies as you can possiblies thinks of and goes out partyings with friendlies and strangers too.

Everyone then can be finded linings the streets of mosts of the villages, towners and cities on Monday when bigs huge paraders goes through with everyone shoutings "Alaf", and believes me I does do "a laugh" too.

One of the others traditioners is that when the bigs parades is goings along the peoples who is officiallies parts of the paraders throws sweeties, chocolater and cookies to the peoples they passes by, so you can imagines that when I was thinkings to myselfer what to dress up as that I hads to makes it eye catchering.

The brighters clothes I has in my cupboarder is my wizards outfit which I earneds lasts year thankers to the awesomes fairies who lives on the Island of Skye in Scottieland, but I was thinkings that I needed somethings even more cools to gets cookies throwed in my directions, so I finds two awesomes coloured sticks to waves arounds like mentals too, should works hopefully - I will finds out for sures on Monday!!!

Friday, 4 March 2011

Uglyworld #1003 - I Can't Finders It (Project BIG - Image 63-365)

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Baz tells me this evenings that he has a new phones ordereds, and as I already knows what he is likes I really thinks that he alreadies has it, but that he is afraids that I will takes controls of it insteads if I finders it.

So, in my usuals style likes a Miss Marples detective I goes on the hunts all ups and downs the stairs and froms ones nooks and cranny to in every singles shelfer and cupboarder, but all I finds was loads of older phones which the batterymajigs has all been deaded on for a longs time.

I must admits that I can't finders this new phoner he tells me about, so maybies it isn'ts here yet after alls, but don'ts you worries, I will keeps my eyeballers peeled just incases.

Thursday, 3 March 2011

Uglyworld #1002 - Triples B (Project BIG - Image 62-365)

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Every nows and agains even us uglies needs to finds the timers to relaxes completelies and utterlies, and we all has our own kinds of ways to does this.

I for examples, loves to jumps into a nice hots bubbler bath, which Baz has nicknamered the Triples B, "Babo's Bubbler Bath".

I thinks I maybe has overdidded the bubblers tonight though as they is followings me out of the bathstubber too, but I is too relaxered to cares abouts any mess I makers hee hee.

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

Uglyworld #1001 - Ipod Dockers (Project BIG - Image 61-365)

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As Baz endeds up havings to work lates untils what I personallies likes to refers to as "stoopids o'clocks" I hads to finds something else to amusers myself all evenings.

Every time I travels with Baz I always makes sure to has my Ipod ups to date with all the latest favourites tunes going arounds, so imagines my surpriser when I discovereds that in our hotels room there was a stereo which hads it's own awesomes Ipod dockers.

I turns the musics ups to the maximums tonights, I just hopers no-one complainers, woop woop!!!

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Uglyworld #1000 - Doublers Celebrationisms (Project BIG - Image 60-365)

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I'm sure you already understands that I wasn't beings nasty to Mademan earliers today, I just wanteds to keeps some specials stuff to myselfs until the perfects time to unveils it to you alls out theres in the internets lands.

Tonights we can alls celebrates not onlys one thingymajigger but two thingymajigger, this is officiallies photographs number one thousand in Baz's cools documentary set abouts the adventurisings of me and all my brothers and sisters from Uglyworld here on your planet!

And when you has calmed downs enough I can then explains you the next bigger news from tonights, if you has eyes like an eagle (not quites sure what this phraser means unless you likes to fly and spots mice and stuffs from miles away) then you may be ables to noticer that behinds me on the laptopper I keeps the page on a specials page, tonights we celebraters one whole millions views on the accounter of Baz, wooohooo!!!

To celebraters these bigs mountains of achieverments I decideds to picks up some chocolates mountainers for us to eats tonight, and Mademan tells me now he lovers Toblerone so we all wins tonight!!!

Thanks you alls for so many views of us and everythings else on the streamer of awesomes to breaks the one millioner marker!!!

I askers Baz for a quoter but I thinks he is thinkings of what colours to paints the rooms in our news house as Mademan says that he is "overcomes with emulsion"...I has no ideas...!!!

Uglyworld #999 - Tells Me

When I arrived back to the hotel room this evening I was a little shocked to barely have the door open and have Mademan screaming at the top of his voice, "Tells me!!!".

Trying to get any sense out of him was a lot harder than normal, all I can work out is Babo won't tell him something that he REALLY wants to know...and it got him mad enough to start throwing a few packets of "Sleepy Sheepies" around that he had acquired today for him and Babo!