Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Uglyworld #1116 - Puddle Jumperings (Project BIG - Image 151-365)

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One of my favouritest thingers to does, afters the obvious favouriter of eatings cookies is to plays outsider in the rains, and especiallies to go jumperings in puddles.

I supposer I couldn't have picked a betters place for doings this as heres in Aachen we has the firsts hillies afters the Netherlands and Belgiums which is basicallies flatters, so we gets loaders of rains dumpered on us heres.

But befores you is thinkings that is onlies rainers here, yesterdays we hads 30 degreesers centigradings, which is arounds 86 farenheiters, supers warm!

Anyways, backs to my puddle jumperings!

Monday, 30 May 2011

Uglyworld #1115 - The Rustler

Our thoughts that there was someone else out rustling around in the flower boxes seemed to hold more weight after this photo was taken...

Uglyworld #1114 - Flowerbox Funs (Project BIG - Image 150-365)

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It seemers like only yesterdays that Mireille was wantings the helpers from my nature-lovings alter egos Dr B. Greenthumbs, and now checkers out the fruiters of our labours, awesomes flowers in our hangings flower boxers on the balcony.

I likers to gets up closer and personals with the flowers, as I believers in the rumours that talkings to the planters and flowers makes them happiers and grows betters.

Sunday, 29 May 2011

Uglyworld #1113 - In The New Ugly Pad (Project BIG - Image 149-365)

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Woohoo, as you can sees I has now movered into my new uglies pad in the new ugly towers!

I will gets Baz to takes more photomagpraphs of the others appartments today to shows you all...

Saturday, 28 May 2011

Uglyworld #1112 - Utter Ugly Madness (Project BIG - Image 148-365)

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Baz tellered me that I has no-one else to blames but myself for the sheers utter ugly madness that has takened overs the house todays.

To calls it a rabble woulds be a massiver understatements, as they all is mega excitereds about the new accomodationisms which hopefullies will be readies for everyones to moves into tomorrows. Everywheres I looks they is all jostlings for positions ready for the bigs move!

I just hopers no-one wanters to goes upstairs in a hurries!

Thursday, 26 May 2011

Uglyworld #1111 - New Accomodationisms (Project BIG - Image 147-365)

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Todays I is so mega excitereds, and ifs you doesn't alreadies know whys then I betters tells you.

Firstlies this afternoons Scottish Mama will arriver to stays with us for a weeks and a bit heres in the Cookies Cave or Casa del Kohlscheid as we likes to calls it, how cools is that, I hopes she bringers Scottisher cookies withs her!

Secondlies what you sees me standerings besides is the awesomers new accomodationisms for alls of my brothers, sisters and cousins which justs arrivered a few minuters ago.

I suggestered to Baz thats me and Ice-Bat could builders them alls up ourselves today as he musts popper into work for some thingies, but he tellered me that I has to just be a littles bit more patients and that he will builders them all through the weekender.

Ice-Bat was already thinkings to himself how cools it woulds be to lives on the tops floor penthouser apartment, but Mireille tellered him that we all has to draws straws to decider who gets to lives on what floors!

Once we has the new accomodationisms all buildered up I'll make sures that Baz takers some photomagraphs to shares with you alls.

Uglyworld #1110 - Racering Replays (Project BIG - Image 146-365)

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While I was aways in Americas lasters weekend I mades a deal with Cinko that he coulds borrow my cools wooly jumper as longs as he recordered the formula ones race from Valencias for me to watcher when I gets back.

Thankfullies he didn't forgets to records it, so I is watchering it now to catcher up on what alls happened while I was aways.

Uglyworld #1109 - So Fars So Goods (Project BIG - Image 145 - 365)

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So fars so goods, we is now in Chicago's airporter and even though there is loaders of flights cancellered due to stormies and lightnings arounds the mid westers part of Americas we was abler to flies in from the Pacifics North Wester.

Even betters is that our hairyplane is waitings outsider for us to jumpers onto for the long flighter backs to Germanies. I don't thinker I has seens such madderness in a hairyport befores, as around 40 flighters is showings as cancellered and hundreders of peoples is queueings up to finds out how they can gets to their destimanations!

I decidered to does my bit for goods spirit and everytimes a plane takers off I does a massivers "woohoo" and runs up and downs the concourser telling everyones that another one gets out. I also learnereds how to gives high fives to long liners of peoples todays too, they is uber cools!

I hopes you all makered the ash scareds and outs of our flighters path, so we can has a perfectlies normal flighter home. I convincered Baz to gets me my owns seater in businesses classer so I can has a beer and then sleepies the rests of the flighter :)

Next timers you hears from me I will be backs home, and Scottish mama comes to visiter us for a holidays too on Fridays, woohoo!

Uglyworld #1108 - Volcano Supplies (Project BIG - Image 144 - 365)

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I is beginnerings to gets a little worrieds as we is supposered to flies home tomorrow from Americas and with alls the mad volcanoes stuffers I wonders if we will gets home withouts bigger delayings.

I mades sure to stocker up on goodies in advancer, Mountain Dew and some choco chippo cookies, hopefullies they will keeps me going if we has any delayers.

Can you alls wish for the ashers cloud to goes away untils the weekend please?

Monday, 23 May 2011

Uglyworld #1107 - Headstanders (Project BIG - Image 143 - 365)

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Before you thinks I is clean nutters, I better explains that I makers a bet with Baz that if he coulds find a bag of crispies (potatoes chippers for my Americans friendlies) biggers than me that I woulds do a headstander to celemabrate.

So, as you can sees I has to do my headstander!

Sunday, 22 May 2011

Uglyworld #1106 - Room Servicings (Project BIG - Image 142 - 365)

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After watcherings the Easterns Confernces final in the Stanleys Cuppers playoffings Baz told me that I coulds also watcher games number fours of the Westerns Conferences final todays!

As you could imagines I was extremlies excitered abouts this prospecter, but unfortunatlies we doesn't gets to go see it lives this time and Baz has to workers too, so he leavered me some monies to calls for tasties food from room servicings.

I just orders some triple choco-chippo cookies and of courser Mountains Dew to washers them down with. They saids it will be withs me within ten minuters, which is perfects timings for the starts of the game.

Today I wanters the Sharkies to win, I likes them!

Saturday, 21 May 2011

Uglyworld #1105 - Stanleys Cuppers Semi-Finals (Project BIG - Image 141 - 365)

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Ever since I arrivereds on Earth and starteds living with Baz and Mireille I hears so many storied abouts when Baz was youngers and playereds ice-hockeys alls the time, includings playings for his countries too!

I thinks we pickered the perfects time to be in Americas this year, as right now the Stanleys Cuppers Semi-Finals is ongoings with us having the chances today to go watchers Bostons Bruins playing againsts the Tampa Bays Lightnings.

I just getters crazy mentallers at the ends of the firsts period when everyone on the icers rink starteds to fights with each other, it was exciterings, so muches so that it gets some woohooooo's and I doesn't even has Mountain Dew in sights...!!!

Uglyworld #1104 - Ends Of The World? (Project BIG - Image 140 - 365)

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I was watcherings the news tonights and hears abouts the crazies dude in Americas who is predictering that the ends of the world comes tomorrow.

While doings some investimagating intos it all I finders this awesomer website calleds RaptureFail where you can sees a map of the wholes world and has pointers to lets everyone knows that the ends of the world doesn't happens.

Some peoples are just clean mentallers, infacts even crazy mentallers!!!

Thursday, 19 May 2011

Uglyworld #1103 - Dining At The Bellagio (Project BIG - Image 139 - 365)

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Tonights after Baz came homes from work he askers me if I fanciered goings to Bellagios, "bwah, cools, gamblerings in a cools Vegas Hotel" I thinkered to myself.

I quicklies throwed some of my cool clothes into a bag and off we went to the hirescar. I was expectering us to drives to the airport to catches a flighter to Vegas, but we stoppered in a carpark onlies a mile or so's from our hotel.

I was certainlies puzzlered, until I reads the sign of the shopper we stops in front of - Bellagio's Pizza!!!

Wooohooooo (my favourites thing to shouter when I gets Mountains Dew), and Baz choosered some Creams Soda too!!!

Wednesday, 18 May 2011

Uglyworld #1102 - Can I Gets A Woohoo (Project BIG - Image 138 - 365)

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As you knows I travellered a longs way yesterdays from Germanies to Americas, and we finallies arrivered at the hotels in Oregons around midnighters.

I findered it hards to sleeps in Americans time so when I noticered the clock goings past six am I decideds it was safers to go checks out the hotels a little while Baz was still sleepings.

I finders my favouritester drink in alls America, Mountains Dew at the hotels receptioner and then runners back to the hotels room to enjoyers it.

I thinks I maybe overdidied it though as Baz didn't appreciater me jumpings up and downs on the bed shoutings, "Can I gets a wooohooo, wooohooooo, for Mountains Dew!".

Hopefullies he just has some lefts over grumpies from the planes trip.


Uglyworld #1101 - Tunnelers Of Colourings and Lightings (Project BIG - Image 137 - 365)

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I finally makered it to the cools tunnelers of colourings and lightings in Chicago this evenings O'Hares time (or just arounds elevens pee-emm's if you is in Germanies timings).

I hads to waiter until we arrivereds at our hotels on the Pacifics coaster of America, where we is now and thankfullies is now times for beds too!

Monday, 16 May 2011

Uglyworld #1100 - Luckies Late Easters Hare (Project BIG - Image 136-365)

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I was just relaxerings tonight after packings my suiterscase for our trips to America tomorrows when I hears a flurries of smaller footsteppings outs on the balconys.

You can imaginers my surpriser when I discovers an Easters Bunny enjoyings our cools new balconys furniture, he musters be very luckies to have survivored this far pasts Easters!

I gave him enoughs changers from my secrets banker to hops onto a bus backs to Easters Island, where I is sures he comes from.

Tomorrows we will be in Americas by now, and I already has planners for my dailies photomagraph, visiterings the awesomer underground passagerway in Chicagos airporter that Wage visiteds lasts year too!

Sunday, 15 May 2011

Uglyworld #1099 - Solparmadeiners (Project BIG - Image 135-365)

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Today has beens mega quieters here in the cookie cave, as afters drinkerings loads of alcomahol at their friendlies birthday party lasts night Baz is strugglings to standers up.

I has to makes sure he is fits for flyings to Americas on Tuesday so I checkered what we hads in the kitchen to helps, and findered these, hopefullies they will do the trick!

Saturday, 14 May 2011

Uglyworld #1098 - No Times To Waster (Project BIG - Image 134-365)

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Baz toldered me this afternoons that we is flyings to America agains on Tuesday for some works needing dones over there, so I quicklies writered my name downs on the rota for who getters to use the bigs televisions in the livings room.

Thankfullies no-one elsers name was writered down yet, as I discovereds that Baz and Mireille are headings outer to someoners birthdays partyness, perfects timering for me!!!

Friday, 13 May 2011

Uglyworld #1097 - There Is A Perfectlies Good Explanationer (Project BIG - Image 133-365)

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Today the reason for Babo's apparent madness was revealed, and thankfully it wasn't even the least bit sinister after all, I better let Babo explain.

"Hi everyones, is Babo heres again. I is sorries if I makered somes of you feelers nervousings but I couldn't shares what I had with Baz untils we was safelies back home"

"I lovers to plays with the gamering machiner you guys likes to calls the Ex-Boxer, and lasts year I takered parts in a competitions to wins some awesomer Halo goodies, and what arrivered on Wednesdays was my mega awesomer prize!"

"Checkers it outs, I not onlies won the cools Halo Reach gamer, but it was also parts of the awesomes limited editioner box set which containeds top secrets photomagraphy, sliders, as well as a diary fulls to the brim with informationisms abouts the Covenant, and lifes on Planet Reach befores everything went mentals there."

"Hads I shareded the facts that I winnered the prize while we was aways with works, then it woulds have been hards for me to gets to players it firsts, so I hads to be secretivers abouts it all, hopes you understands!"

"Coolers prize huh?"

Uglyworld #1096 - Human Guinea Pigs? (Project BIG - Image 132 - 365)

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When I woke up this morning I noticed that Babo had managed to sneak back into the room last night, and must have decided as I was sleeping that it was safe to read through some of his Top-Secret document that arrived yesterday.

I had to tip-toe around the room so as not to wake him up from his slumber, and I didn't want to touch the book that lay in front of him but from the pages that sat open on the duvet in from of him it is definitely looking sinister.

Brains, humans being moved into some sort of machine like a cat scan system, I'm beginning to realise that I maybe don't really know Babo as well as I thought I did...

Wednesday, 11 May 2011

Uglyworld #1095 - Top Secret Package (Project BIG - Image 131 - 365)

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I really don't know what to say, today I got back to the hotel after work to find Babo looking at me strangely, while a package stood in front of him with "Top-Secret" and "Eyes-Only" clearly marked on the label.

Needless to say as soon as Babo saw me eyeing the package up he ran off out the hotel room with it...extreme weirdness...

Tuesday, 10 May 2011

Uglyworld #1094 - Marburgers (Project BIG - Image 130 - 365)

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Thankfullies we seems to have lefts the Cookies Overlord behinds in Aachen, as I was ables to checker out the cools city of Marburgers again in Germanies.

I also has promisered to be nice this weeker, so hopefullies Baz will has a words with the Cookies Overlord for me to makes sure he doesn't placer a ban on me gettings cookies, I couldn't takes it, reallies!!!

Monday, 9 May 2011

Uglyworld #1093 - The Coasts Is Clears (Project BIG - Image 129-365)

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This morning as I was packing my case ready to head off with work for another week I realised that I hadn't seen Babo since he was face to face with the cookie overlord yesterday, so I went hunting for him.

No sign of him in his bedroom, and his bed didn't even look as though it had been slept in, which immediately got me worried incase Cinko's fun yesterday had caused Babo to run away in fear.

Thankfully though while making breakfast a rustling noise coming from one of our kitchen drawers gave away his position, and after realising that it was only me there he popped his head out.

"Hello's Baz, from whats I can sees the coasts is clears!", Babo said, albeit gingerly before hopping out and packing his gear into my case too.

Time to hit the road, I wonder what this week has in store for us both...

Sunday, 8 May 2011

Uglyworld #1092 - The Overlord Is Revealed

Myself and Mireille were standing for a few minutes after Babo ran away from the kitchen, and we were sure we could hear some muffled giggling coming from the direction of the cookie jar.

As we slowly lifted the lid off of the cookie jar we heard a loud "gulp" coming from inside and then as soon as Cinko realised it was us he gave us both a wink and asked if his plan had worked.

"Perfectly", replied Mireille who was doing her best to hold in her laughter...

Uglyworld #1091 - The Cookie Overlord's Warning (Project BIG - Image 128-365)

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After Babo's strange chanting last night, things hit another level this afternoon when all manners of screaming were heard coming from the kitchen.

By the time Mireille arrived in the kitchen Babo was almost wetting himself and standing in complete fear of the "Cookie Overlord" who was talking to him in a very serious tone. The Cookie Overlords voice was a little muffled but as far as we could make out this is what he was telling Babo:-

Babo, you are becomings much too cheekies, so muches so that I may has to makes sure that you nevers, evers, evers gets another cookie again in your wholes lifer, I hopes you will heeders this warning and be on your bests behaviour from now ons!!!!"

Babo was rooted to the spot and couldn't really speak, but with a nod of his head what can only be described as a whimper he acknowledged the wise words of the Cookie Overlord and then scampered away to his bedroom to hide under the covers and contemplate his actions...

Saturday, 7 May 2011

Uglyworld #1090 - Mysterious Chant (Project BIG - Image 127-365)

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This evening I was a little confuzzled by the sound of Babo chanting away in the bedroom, and when I popped my head quietly around the door I could see him dressed in his wizards outfit and could make out him repeating the following chant over and over again:-

Oh great overlords of cookies
Just for some seconds I needs you to lookies
Downs here on Earths to me where I lives now
You better does it quick before I starts a row!

Cookies I needs right now in abundants supply
Without them I'll be forced to makes people cry
Don't takes to long to makes up your mind
Or no money in the bank, you'll be sure to find!

I gives you some moments to makes them appear
Just one wrongs decisions as you will lives in fear
Of Babo and his angers that cans easily flip
So bring cookies now, preferablies chocco chip!

I hope he's not decided to join a cult, as after his streakings and other randomness I don't think we could deal with any more nonsense at the moment!

Friday, 6 May 2011

Uglyworld #1089 - Awesomes News (Project BIG - Image 126-365)

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Lasts May was the lasts timer that I getters to visits Scotland with Baz and Mireille, which is wheres I got to pickers out this awesomers placemat for my hots chocolates and stuffs.

Tonights I overhears Baz on the phones to Scotlanders and I thinks that maybies his mama is comings to visiters us soons, awesomes news!!!

Thursday, 5 May 2011

Uglyworld #1089 - Spoilsport

I tried unsucessfully tonight to get a nice macro shot of a dandelion, but every single time I'd start to press the shutter button I would hear a frenzied patter of tiny feet followed by a half second of silence, and culminating in a "wheeee" from Babo as he flew through the air and into the background of my shots.

I think the little guy is away with the fairies after all his flower antics all week here in Landshut, hopefully he'll calm down a little over the weekend when back home.

Uglyworld #1088 - Fields Like Heavens (Project BIG - Image 125 - 365)

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Todays I waiters for Baz to finishes workings then he takered me ups a bigs hill to visiters the Burger Trausnitz, at least I thinkers that's what it was calleds - funnies thing is I didn't sees a singles burger at alls.

It actuallies didn't quites turner out as planneds, as by the times we arrivers at the castles gater they had closered it ups, can you believers our lucks!!!

Luckilies Baz had a backers up planner ups his sleevies, as he had spotteds a field fulls of dandemelions for me to runs mental through, blowings as many of them as I coulds manage.

So tireds now, thinks I need an earlies night as we must drivers alls the way backs home to Aachens tomorrow from Landshut, mega fars just because Baz says the hairyplanes smells bad, okies I makereds the smells bit ups, but it was funnies.

Sleepies time...byesies...!!!

Wednesday, 4 May 2011

Uglyworld #1087 - Bursterings Of Colours (Project BIG - Image 124 - 365)

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After blowings some awesomer Dandemelions yesterdays evening and checkering outs the awesomers colourings of the flowers in my friendly flickrs contacter ShellyS I decideds to go on another hunts today, this times in searchers of some awesome colours of flowers to shows you alls from heres in Landshut, Germanies.

It takered me some times to finds this friendlies bunch, but they had no problemers with me jumpings in for a quicks photomagraph with them - the sames thing can't be saids for the grumpies old lady who sees me and chasered me and Baz downs the street with a biggers brush, scariers at the times, but mega funnies now when we talkers abouts it...ha ha ha...

So, I hopes you likes todays bursterings of colours!

p.s. ShellyS has some of my uglies cousins livings with her toos, but I thinks she maybe forgetters to wakings them up afters a winters hibernationisms!!!

Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Uglyworld #1086 - Dandemalions (Project BIG - Image 123 - 365)

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After seeings so many awesomer photomagraphs on Flickr of peoples blowering the littles buds off of Dandemalions I went outs today in searchers mode for some myselfer!

It didn't takers me too long to finds some Dandemalions to blows as I deciders to first goes and checkers out the cools St Jodok church which my goods friendly Malinda correctlies identifiered yesterdays (I secretlies think she is eithers a geomagraphy or historicals buildings experter in disguises!), and believers it or nots I finders some Dandemalions rights in front of the church to blows.

Hopes you all enjoyers this photomagraph as much as I did's posing for it, mega efforts was needered to prevents myself from blowings the buds all aways before the photomagraph was takened!

Monday, 2 May 2011

Uglyworld #1085 - Whats Is It, Tells Me Pleasers? (Project BIG - Image 122 - 365)

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You hopefullies noticered by nows that when I travellers with Baz that I always likes to checkers out all the coolers buildings and stuffers around the locals cities, well this weeker we finders ourselfers backs in Landshut once agains, but this times in another cools hotel in the olders part of the city centres.

Baz tolds me to standers outsiders the receptions area as he had somethings secret to discussers with the receptionister, and then he mades me covers my eyes when we entereds the room, all unders some illusions that I will loves the view.

He then helpered me to gets over to the windows and makes me stands with my backs to the outsiders for this photomagraph to be takens, and now he tells me I can't turners arounds until at least [b]5 peoples[/b] tells me what is behinds me!!!

Crazies sometimes is Baz, todays is one of those days too I thinks!

So behinds me, whats is it, tells me pleasers?!?!?!

Sunday, 1 May 2011

Uglyworld #1084 - Ear Mufflers (Project BIG - Image 121-365)

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All weeks long I gets to explores the world alongs with Baz, but at the moments when we gets back homes at the weekenders I needs to resorts to wearings some ear mufflers.

Why does I has to wears ear mufflers I hears you ask, simplers, as there is so much drillering, hammering and movings of furnimatures all arounds the new cookie cave, and my poor littles ear nubbins can't takes it all.

Hopefullies it wills all returners to nice quieters weekends soon as I likes to lets my ear nubbins breather too!