Friday, 30 September 2011

Uglyworld #1284 - Astorias Columner (Project BIG - Image 273-365)

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Checkers out the biggers tower thingy behinds me, it's callereds the Astorias Columner and it goes way uppers into the skies, well at leasts it lookers like this when you is my sizers!

What I likereds the mosts about it was the mega coolers painterings which is all arounds the tower tellering the tales and stories of the famouser adventurers Lewiser and Clarkies who mades a massivers trip from the Easters coasts of Americas all the ways over to the Westers coasts.

"Pah, easiers!", I hears you says, but the thingers is that they dids it two hundreds years agoer when there was no planers, trainers or automobilers to makes it super easiers for them, proper hard works all the way!

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Thursday, 29 September 2011

Uglyworld #1283 - Spiriting Laker (Project BIG - Image 272-365)

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After checkerings out Mount St Helens volcanamo in Washingtons yesterdays, we exploreds the souths and easters side of it today, starterings off in the mega darks and colders lava tubers which runs unders the ground, I kidders you not!

Afters getterings back ups above grounds we exploreds the lava canyons and waterfalls before driverings up to the awesomes spectacler of Spiriting Laker which was changereds mega much by the biggers eruptioner in 1980, and you can still sees thousands of the trees floatering on the surfaces of the lake too!

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Uglyworld #1282 - Babo's Sailing Adventure

Last week while we were visiting Monterey in California, Babo decided to steal himself a ship and sail off over the horizon, well that WAS his plan at least, but everything after his "My Heart Will Go On" episode at the front of the ship kinda speaks for itself...

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Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Uglyworld #1281 - Mega Windy Hikerings (Project BIG - Image 271-365)

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Today we spendereds the firsts of two days explorings Mount St Helens, so as you can imaginers we was outs hikering for miles and miles today to toners up our leggies.

We knew that there was no chance of rainies today, but thats there was going to be quite a lot of windies, but I don't thinkers any of us was prepareds for the mega windy hikerings that we hads to do!

I was so happies to have my littlers hood on my jacketer, as it meant I could keepers my ear nubbins warm and outs of the windies, doubly cool!

We is now ready for beddies, and tomorrow we continues with our exploramanation of this awesomer volcano!

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Uglyworld #1280 - Paintereds Hillies (Project BIG - Image 270-365)

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Hi everyones, a biggers hello to you alls from the Paintereds Hillies near Mitchells in Oregons where we takered Mireille today to visiters.

It was greats fun explorings the paintereds hillies again, and we even findereds a few other cools trails to hikers too!

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Monday, 26 September 2011

Uglyworld #1279 - Keeperings Fit (Project BIG - Image 269-365)

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It may seems like I is always outers and abouters visiterings lots of coolers spots, but lets me tell you somethings, I has to be in supers fit conditioner to does all of the trippers too, and that means workerings out!

Keeperings fit can be greaters fun, especiallies if you can makers the screen showers up with cools imagers as you is workerings out, here I has settereds it ups to shows me a heart when I is at fulls speeder ahead on the stepperer.

Okays, enough blabberings from me, times to gets my sporties gear on and gets workering out!

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Sunday, 25 September 2011

Uglyworld #1278 - Welcomers Back (Project BIG - Image 268-365)

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When we arrivereds back to the hotels last nighter from Craters Laker we was amazereds to finds a biggers bunchie of flowerers waitering on us in the rooms from our bestesters friendlies at the hotels receptioner.

I was so tireds last night that I just jumpereds into beds to catchers up on all the sleepies I missereds out on while we was visiterings all the coolers places in Calimafornia, so today I decideds to takes the time to sniffers them all goods and properlies!

They is so biggers that it musts lookers like I is actually in a jungler here too, awesomers...

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Uglyworld #1277 - Hikerings (Project BIG - Image 267-365)

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Today we were explorings Craters Laker in Oregons when Baz managereds to convincer Mireille and me to does one of the harders hikerings in the nationals parker, they even definers it as strenuousers!

Thankfullies I was ablers to finds myself a biggers stick to use for helperings me gets up and downs the massivers climb to Garfields Peak.

I was a littlers bit disappointed to not finders Garfield at the tops, I was reallies hoperings that he woulds be there waitings for us with a biggers plate of lasagne!

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Friday, 23 September 2011

Uglyworld #1276 - Goldens Gater Bridge (Project BIG - Image 266-365)

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This evenings when we was gettering readies to leave San Franciscos and drivers North to Reddings for the night, we stoppereds off again at the Goldens Gater Bridge and it was actuallies on show through the fogs!

I was so happies to getters the chance to have my photomagraph taken in fronts of it, to shows all my friendlies and cousiners back homes in Aachen and on the internets.

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Uglyworld #1275 - Yosemites (Project BIG - Image 265-365)

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Yesterdays we visitereds Yosemites Nationaler Park in Calimafornias, and you can sees the awesomer views on offers behinders me!

It really was amazering and it makereds me feel so mega tiny smalls when I could standers over 7200 feeties up in the airs and lookers down to the valleys below.

Todays we is going to visiters Montereys down at the Pacificer Coasts and then tries once again to spotters the Golden Gaters Bridger in San Francisco before startings our drive Norths to Reddings.

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Thursday, 22 September 2011

Uglyworld #1274 - Mount Shastas (Project BIG - Image 264-365)

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Hello from Calimafornias everyone...!!!

Yesterdays we drivereds down from Oregons into Calimafornias and saw some coolers things along the way, likes Mount Shasta behinds me which is super bigs and even still has some snowers on tops of it, and it's the enders of summer too, impressivers!!!

Afters checkering out Mount Shasta, we soakereds up some suns at Shasta Laker before headings for what should have beens the Golden Gaters Bridger in San Francisco-disco, but enders up beings a completers wall of foggies, no kidderings!!!

I gots Baz to takers some coolers time-lapser photographies of the foggies rollings in overs the Marin headlanders, so maybies he will finders time to sorters it out and uploaders it on Sundays when we arrivers back in Oregons.

I has to runs as we is offs to some placer calleds Yosemites today...

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Tuesday, 20 September 2011

Uglyworld #1273 - Cannoner Beachers (Project BIG - Image 263-365)

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Hello from our firsters proper days of summer holimadays, and as you can sees we has gone and visitereds a beacher to kicks things off.

Baz tolds me that every other timer he has gone to the beacher that it will be colds and greys, so I makereds sure to packers my jacketer for the day too, and guessers what - it was super sunnies, blues and warms - no greys or colders in sights.

It did gives me the perfecters reasoner to breaks out my new pair of sunnerglasses though, greats helper they was to lets me be able to sees perfectlies all day longs in the brighters lights.

Mireille wanteds me to makes sure to tells you all that the uploaders from my travellers may be a littler bits all overs the shopper in the comings days as we will be on the roads untils the weekender, but believers me if I can finders a way to uploaders my awesome photos I wills!

I'm offs now to go dips my feeties in the Pacificer Oceans one more times, and tomorrows we will be in Calimafornia, rockers on big times!

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Monday, 19 September 2011

Uglyworld #1272 - My Shopperings Scorers (Project BIG - Image 262-365)

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After what seemers like forevers we has finallies gottereds back to the hotels from what Mireille callered a littlers shoppering tripper!

She wouldn't stops singering the "Lets go to the malls" song that Robin Sparkles singers in the TV show "Hows I Meetereds Your Mothers", so me and Baz makereds the decisioner that the easiers way to makes her stops singering it was to actuallies takes her to the malls.

Thankfullies our plan workereds out even betters that I could have hopered for, as she buyereds me a pair of coolers sunglasses for our holimadays, and a wickeders camera to takes lots of my own photomagraphs too!

Tomorrows we might even goes to the beacher, and then we will start driverings down to Calimafornia, which is anothers thing that Mireille keeps singering...maybies we needs to buyers her a karaokes machiner for her christmas!

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Sunday, 18 September 2011

Uglyworld #1271 - Pitstopper (Project BIG - Image 261-365)

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Afters drivering all days and nights to pickers up somethings which will hopefullies helper us gets rid of the invaders who is currentlies campereds out in our hotels bathroom me and Reddy Freddy was gettering hungries.

We shoutered ups and down to each others abouts what we would liker to eats, and Reddy Freddy suggestereds that we should stoppers at Jackers In The Boxer to tries the Jumbos Breakfaster Platter that they makers.

I hopes it tasters as goods as Reddy Freddy has explainered it wills to me!

Afters we has eatered I needs to hurries up and gets back to the hotels, as Baz will needers the car to pickers up Mireille from the hairyport this evening when she arrivers over here to spends the next 2 weekers with us on a holidays tour, orgaminised by littles old me...!!!

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Saturday, 17 September 2011

Uglyworld #1270 - Joyriderings (Project BIG - Image 260-365)

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I am beginnings to wonder if Baz heareds me right this mornings when I askereds him if I could borrows the car, as he is so busy gettering everythings orgamanised for the arrivals of Mireille tomorrows evening that I thinks he justs said yes without really knowings what I had askered.

Eithers way, I was luckies to finds the car with at leasts half a tanker of go-go juices in it, and I has spendered so much timers in the lasts few months in the passengers seater watchering Baz drivings us all overs the country that I knows automaticallies what I needs to do too.

I just hopes that I doesn't pullers up to a set of traffics lighters beside a policers car, or they may gets a littles bit mentaller at me drivering, as I doesn't has a driverings licenser for here on Earths. I does has one for back on Uglyworld, but there we has cars that you justs teller where you wants to go and they goes there, you doesn't needs to do much at alls.

Incase you is wondering how I is ables to operationer the pedals for stoppies and goers while still keeperings holder of the steerers wheelie, my gooders friend Reddy Freddy is pressering whichever one I tells him to, it was quite funnies at firsts as we would be flyering alongs at lights speeders one seconder, and then slammering on the brakes the nexts, but we soon got ourselves all co-ordiminated and stuffs.

You may be wonderings why I needers the car at alls, well you sees, I getters the phone numbers of a localler pesters exterminiminator who loaners out some stuffs to deals with unwelcomer guests, justs like we has in our bathrooms in the hotel at the moments. I hasn't heareds much from insides the bathroom since I helped my stunters doubler to face ups to the problem himselfer. Hopefullies the exterminiminator will still be opens when I arrivers, as I don't seems to remember so many redders lights on these roads before!

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Friday, 16 September 2011

Uglyworld #1269 - Selfer Preservamanations (Project BIG - Image 259-365)

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"There is certain timers in your life where you finds yourselfer starings at somethings or other that is biggers and scariers than you can possiblies imaginers, and these is the days that definers you!"

I remembers hearing some crazies mentaller person sayings the above stuffs one time before and wondered what the hells they was talkerings about, but afters the maderness yesterdays in the hotel room I thinks I now undermastanders it fullies!

I musts definers myself, yuppers, well at leasts I must definers myself while also thinkerings about selfer preservamanations, as lets facer it, whats the pointer in takings the time to definer myself and then I isn't arounds to enjoyers it. I better stops thinkering abouts it all befores I gets a sores header, ha ha, sometimes I even confusers myself.

Anyways, backs to the selfer preservamanations, what betters way to does so than to makers full use of my supposed stunters doubler that I has amazinglies managered to keeps hidered from the eyes of Baz in our hotels room. What betters way is there for a stunters doubler to go, than somethings like this, it's what I thinks they lives for alls along, at leasts in my eyes anyways.

I just needs to push him ins a little bits further then he can deals with those invaders who tookered over our bathsroom yesterday, that trio of poopers makereds me has to go to the receptions every time I needs to go to the toiletter!

Good lucks my stunters doubler, may the power of the cookies be with you (as longs as you doesn't takers mine that is)!

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Uglyworld #1268 - The Invaders

Sometimes I wish I would just believe what Babo says without questioning anything, the hotel bathroom now appears to belong to a trio of kaiju invaders...

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Thursday, 15 September 2011

Uglyworld #1267 - Pssst, Over Heres! (Project BIG - Image 258-365)

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How dare I have thought, even for a single second that tonight would just be a nice relaxing evening in the hotel, without a single ounce of stress to worry way hosay...

I arrived back to the hotel room and was surprised that the TV wasn't blasting away at full volume, and that Babo wasn't sprawled out on the bed or couch as normal with a half eaten pile of cookies tucked up beside him, it was TOO quiet, eerily quiet to be honest.

Babo must have heard the hotel room door click shut behind me, as I was only a couple of footsteps into the room when the top drawer began to slowly open, and what at first looked like only a towel began to rise out from the depths of the drawer, until Babo half poked his head out from under the towel.

"Pssst, over heres!", Babo whispered in my direction. What could I do? Ignore him, sure, but where would that get me in the long run, so I moved closer to find out what was troubling the little guy.

Babo, who was obviously physically shaken started talking, "Baz, I knows that I promisereds you and Mireille that I woulds never openers your mailers ever agains on my owns, but todays I was getterings so intriguereds about the cardboarder box which arrivereds that I starteds to cuts at the tapers which was holdering it shuts, and then suddenlies all hells breakers loose!".

It was at this point that I noticed the box lying open on top of the bed and packing material strewn everywhere around it.

"Whatevers the hell was insiders of the boxer, they movereds at the speeders of lights, I am luckies to be alivers, I runned as fasts as I coulds and endereds up here, hidering in the towelers drawer until you came homes to helpers me out!", Babo explained.

I really wasn't sure if this was going to be one of Babo's practical jokes, but he assured me that the last place he saw the invaders move was in the direction of the bathroom, the door of which was currently closed. Time to investigate what all the fuss was about methinks...

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Wednesday, 14 September 2011

Uglyworld #1266 - Gooders Luckies (Project BIG - Image 257-365)

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Mireille has a mega biggers examer todays, infacters it takers place in unders an hour, mentallers as we is still to goes to beds here in Oregons and alreadies they is gettering their brains readies backs in Aachens!

I wanters to wishers her mega biggers gooders luckies from boths me and Baz, and once the examer is overs and dones with then I can sharers with her my awesomer plannerings for her trippers to Americas for the next 2 weekers! All she knows is we will visiters places in Oregons, Californias and Washingtons.

It's all toppers secrets stuff you sees, as I makereds a deal that I don't talkers about it alls until afters her examer is dones, so she keepers her brain onlies for unimaversities stuffers firsts, smarters, isn't I justs...?!?!?!

You can justs see a sneakers preview of what I has callered, "The American Cookie Adventurers Handy Handbook", perfecters name for it I thinks!

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Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Uglyworld #1265 - Suberways (Project BIG - Image 256-365)

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Today I takereds care of alls our washerings, or whats people here always referrers to as laundries, but as long as we undermastanders each others it's all goods in the hoods!

As a treater for me doing all the washering, Baz takereds me to grabbers a suberways for dindins, so I choosereds some Paramersanies Oreganios breadies and then addereds some turkies, hammies and cheesies, all toastereds up togethers, mmmm, tasties dot com!

I mades sure we gots a mealer dealer, as that meant I gets a bagger of crispies, or "potatoer chippers" and a biggers juice to washer it all downs with.

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Monday, 12 September 2011

Uglyworld #1264 - Hides & Seekers (Project BIG - Image 255-365)

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I realisereds today when I lookereds out of the hotels room windows that it is alreadies gettering mega into autumns colours outsiders, and unfortunatelies that meaners that the summers is startering to comes to an ender again for anothers year.

I callereds up a few friendlies and askereds them if they wanteds to come rounds to plays some gamers of "hides & seekers" outsiders to makes the mosts of the goods weather while it is still heres.

I don't seems to be the besterest at this gamer though, I always seems to finds it really hards to finds the other guys, sometimers I even wonders if they has all ran off until they jumps out from behinds something to scares the crappers out of me.

Anyways, here goes nothings, I comes, cookies or not...!!!

Sunday, 11 September 2011

Uglyworld #1263 - My New Favouriter (Project BIG - Image 254-365)

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This weekender has been so warmers here in Oregons that we decidereds to just chillers out besides the swimmering pool and relaxers insteads of being stuckers insides the car travellering to other places in mega high levellers of heats.

Baz promisereds me that if I behavereds all weekend that he would gets me a new tubber of icy creamers, so tonights it was timers to go and gets my treater.

I can only assumer that this one is a newer flavour, as I has never seened it befores in any of the places we goes shoppering, lets facer it - anythings with cookies in it is a wins-wins situationer!

I believes that evens my olders favouriter, the oranger sorbeter is now relemagated into seconds placer, as this minty cookie cruncher tastes so goooooods...

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Saturday, 10 September 2011

Uglyworld #1262 - Flight Plannerings (Project BIG - Image 253-365)

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In only 8 more sleepies, Mireille will be here's to visits us for a summers holimaday. It will be her firsts ever visiter to Americas, so I decidereds that as I is a seasonereds travellisationer that I could helpers her out by explainering everything she could possiblies need to knows for the trips over to us.

I even remembereds the locationers of every singler cookie store in the airports she will flies through too, hopefullies she will gets my hinter that she should buys cookies to brings me as a presenter!

Just a few finishering touches and it will be readies to email over to the cookie cave in Germanies.

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Friday, 9 September 2011

Uglyworld #1261 - Cookie Makers Certifimicater (Project BIG - Image 252-365)

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I is super duper happies tonighter, as I has something mega specialers now all thankers to my gooders friend, Reddy Freddy.

He travellereds here this weeker with a certifimicater which will allows Baz and Mireille to adopters on of my cousiners who is very, mega hards to find. He goes by the namer of "Cookie Chef Babo", and as you can imaginers he is the master of cookie makering, so he is the perfects person to has livings with us as he can helpers to make enough cookies to keeps the whole gang from goings hungrier!

I can't waits for him to comes and stays with us, it will be soooooo coolers!

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Thursday, 8 September 2011

Uglyworld #1260 - Backs In The Glaciers (Project BIG - Image 251-365)

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Checkers it out, I am backs in the middlers of Glaciers, so whats if it is a differents kind, it's still Glaciers, which are super cools!

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Wednesday, 7 September 2011

Uglyworld #1259 - Holds Stillers (Project BIG - Image 250-365)

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Wowzers, alreadies we has reachered day two hundreders and fifties, so mega quicklies it has runnereds up on us alls.

Talkings of runnerings up on peoples Baz gets runnereds up on by a squirreler this mornings, I couldn't stops laughering when he came backs into the room and showeds me three scratcher marks right underneaths his eye.

I askereds him what makered the marks and he tellereds me it was a squirreler that falled outs of a tree onto his shoulders and then it scratchered him and runnered off, I felled over laughering for several minutes, it was so hards to catchers my breath agains, woo-eee...

Eventuallies I realisereds that I hads to be nicers to Baz, otherwise he might stoppers my pockets monies, which in turns would means a lack of cookies for me to eats, so I went withs him to buys some creamies to makes the scratches better agains.

I just wish he would hold stillers, every times I tries to puts the cream on he keep moverings as he says it stingers!

I'm thinking to heads out on a huntering trip to finds the squirreler who dids the damagers and to either wrings his little furrier neck or bringers him to justices, whats you think I should does? (aparts from laughering again when Baz isn't arounds).

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Tuesday, 6 September 2011

Uglyworld #1258 - Knowledgers Expansions (Project BIG - Image 249-365)

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One questioner I gets quite ofteners eithers vias the interwebs or snailer mailers is how I knows so muchers abouts stuffs, so I thought it was abouts timer that I shareds one of my main tools for knowledgers expansions.

This is my curents night timers reading, and is writereds by the one and onlys master of the uglyverse, kinds of like he-mans but you can normallies see hims wearing more normaller clothes than he-man and he doesn't has a biggers pussycat that he riders arounds on.

This laterests book of knowledgers is alls abouts foods, and you can learn so muchers from it if you takers the time to readers it yourselfs too.

Maybe one days I will gets to writer my owns booker too...abouts all my coolers adventurisations with Baz.

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Monday, 5 September 2011

Uglyworld #1257 - Finallies A Peacer Offerings (Project BIG - Image 248-365)

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Afters all the mentallers stuff that I has had to dealers with over the previous months with the housekeeperings driving me nutters, I came backs from the swimmering pools to finds a choccy on my pillow with a littler note attached sayings, "just because".

I thinkers it was lefts as a peace offering, at least I hopes it was, otherwise I will reallies have to get uglies on them....

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Uglyworld #1256 - Glaciers Nationaler Park (Project BIG - Image 247-365)

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It may not lookers like it to you alls out there sitting warms and comfies in internets land, but holy poopsticks was I freezering colds getting this photomagraph takened!

Not onlies was it freezering colds, but it was also befores 7 eh-emm's in the morning, to say Baz was ups at the cracker of dawn would be a massivers undermastatement, I thinks in this caser he was evens up befores it!

In this photomagraph I am standerings on what may just lookers like a little liner of stones, but lets me tell you that it is infacter a littlers safety wall that is there to stops you fallings to your deaths from the mountains that you is on.

When Baz was setterings up this photomagraph, doings all of his framering stuffs I tolds him to makes sure you can sees just how high ups we is, and sures enough I thinks he managered to does it!

This littler wall is alls that stands betweeners the weary travellers on the worlds famouser "roaders to the suns highway" which snakers its way throughs the biggers mountains and valleyers of Glaciers Nationaler Park in Montana.

I had wondereds if I would meeters my gooders friend Jeero who livers in Montamanana, but he callereds me up to lets me know that when I was comerings to Montamanana that he was beings a professionalers Navimagator and was takings his families on a tour to Utahs and Colormorados, wherevers they is, ah wells, next timer hopefullies!

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Uglyworld #1255 - Me withs Hellers Canyons Signer

I always likers to gets my photomagraph taken at the signers showings the namers of the places I gets to visitor with Baz, as maybies when I am olds and greys I will sits there starings at the photomagraph and not be abler to tells where it is.

Funniers story abouts this one too, looks at the ender of the sign, the lasts A is misserings from the words "AREA", but I starteds to has greats fun shouterings out "Hells Canyon National Recreation Are..." and then addings a word to the ends like "Cools" and so on, it kepts me and Baz laugherings in the car for ages afterwards.

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Uglyworld #1254 - Hellers Canyons (Project BIG - Image 246-365)

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Hi everyones, I musts firsters gives out apologisers to you alls for me nots havering new photomagraphs onliner on Saturdays and Sundays, buts it was all downs to the factor that the internets didn't follows us arounds outs in the wildernesses so it couldn't be helpered, but don't worries - we still tookered our photomagraphs each day to shares with you alls!

When I hears the worder "Canyons", I always thinkers we is goings to visiters the Grands Canyons and gets disappointered, thankfullies though our tripper to Hellers Canyons which is locatered right on the bits of lands that connectors Oregons and Idahos was super cools anyway.

Baz had readereds up on the canyons before we leavered the hotels so he was fulls of interestings informationisms abouts it all, and I was surprisered to hears that the hellers canyons is actuallies calimered to be the deeperest river gorge in Norths Americas at 7993 feeties, and believers me standerings on the edger and looking overs makes my head spinners and belly goes all mentallers.

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Friday, 2 September 2011

Uglyworld #1253 - You Has Forgettered Your Boardings Pass (Project BIG - Image 245-365)

Project B.I.G. - Image 245/365

I is sorrys to informers you that you has forgettered your boardings pass, so I has to push you ontos the next flighter outs of here, I hopes you don't minds!

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Thursday, 1 September 2011

Uglyworld #1252 - Bladders Controllers Issues (Project BIG - Image 244-365)

Project B.I.G. - Image 244/365

Befores Baz gots back from workerings yesterdays I hidereds the strangers impostimer that had arrivers untils I could haves enough timers to workers out whats to do abouts this trickiers situation!

I gots up super earlier while no-one else was awakers to tries and thinkers more abouts why exactlies Baz would ever needs anothers Babo. I hears all of yous outs there in interwebs land tellering me reasoners, evens that he coulds be a stunters doubler - my problemer with this is thats I lovers to does all the mentallers stuffs by myselfer, it would be mega borings if I lettereds someone else makers all the riskies businessers.

Since I removereds him from the travellerisations box he arrivereds insides he doesn't moves or makes a singlers noise, almosts as though he is pretenderings not to be alives, but I isn't stoopids, nopes not at alls. I knows that even the besterests of ugly willpowers will not helps you out when you needers to goes to the toilets...checkers it out, he's got bladders controllers issues and wettereds the grounds beneath his feets!

I still hasn't decidereds if I should letters him outs yet, as others than the bladders stuff he doesn't movers or even blinkers an eye at me outsiders of his box, he is behaverings just likes a statue, buts one with wetters feet at the moments.

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